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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What’s everyone having??

Dbl vodka cranberry for moi...

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By *alefunMan  over a year ago

sale

Currently a HighWire grapefruit pale ale

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Currently a HighWire grapefruit pale ale "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guinness please

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A cup of tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guinness please "

Coming up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A cup of tea please "

How does one take it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guinness please

Coming up. "

Ta

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By *ecydogMan  over a year ago

wales

I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lychee juice with a bit of pussy juice from a 45 years virgin.

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"A cup of tea please

How does one take it? "

Soya milk, no sugar, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jamesons and Ginger Ale please. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x"

Nice! Double I presume?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A cup of tea please

How does one take it?

Soya milk, no sugar, thank you "

Sweet enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jamesons and Ginger Ale please. Lol"

Oooh interesting combo..

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lychee juice with a bit of pussy juice from a 45 years virgin. "

Can help with the juice but not the pussy juice I’m afraid I’m neither a virgin or 45

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please"

Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am

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By *kiolo1Couple  over a year ago

Whitland

Pint of Weston's cider please. Always in the summer. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am "

This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pint of Weston's cider please. Always in the summer. Cheers "

Can I interest you in Cornish rattler. It’s our popular cider in these parts.

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By *ecydogMan  over a year ago

wales


"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x

Nice! Double I presume?"

Yea why not its friday x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x

Nice! Double I presume?

Yea why not its friday x "

Certainly is x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Got club classics playing. Any other requests?

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"A cup of tea please

How does one take it?

Soya milk, no sugar, thank you

Sweet enough? "

Oh yes,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am

This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn "

Yeah but blue fresh breath!

I’m planning on doing some frenchieing later

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am

This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn

Yeah but blue fresh breath!

I’m planning on doing some frenchieing later "

Hahaha oh the memories.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx"

Ooooh that sounds delicious I might have to make me one too! Have you tried grapefruit gin it’s incredibly drinkable. X

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman  over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Double Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola for me please no ice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x"

Have you tried the cherry one xx

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please

Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace. "

Omg marry me I love you

I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well

Please tell me I'm normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Double Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola for me please no ice "

Good and popular choice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am

This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn

Yeah but blue fresh breath!

I’m planning on doing some frenchieing later

Hahaha oh the memories. "

Aftershocks... no memory

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please

Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.

Omg marry me I love you

I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well

Please tell me I'm normal "

Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x

Have you tried the cherry one xx"

Ooh no but I must!!!

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By *apiomanMan  over a year ago

Shipley


"A cup of tea please "

Same here, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am

This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn

Yeah but blue fresh breath!

I’m planning on doing some frenchieing later

Hahaha oh the memories.

Aftershocks... no memory "

Hahaha! I’m like that with sourz shots and jäger bombs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A cup of tea please

Same here, thanks. "

And how does sir take it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx

Ooooh that sounds delicious I might have to make me one too! Have you tried grapefruit gin it’s incredibly drinkable. X"

It's very good I like pink grapefruit and elderflower with lemonade xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx

Ooooh that sounds delicious I might have to make me one too! Have you tried grapefruit gin it’s incredibly drinkable. X

It's very good I like pink grapefruit and elderflower with lemonade xx"

Yes I love all the flavoured Gins really.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x

Have you tried the cherry one xx

Ooh no but I must!!! "

It's good I'm not an alcoholic I promise also there is a new bubblegum gin xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Double JD please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x

Have you tried the cherry one xx

Ooh no but I must!!!

It's good I'm not an alcoholic I promise also there is a new bubblegum gin xx"

There’s one in spoons that’s glittery and tastes of marshamallow/candy floss. Can only have one it’s very sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Double JD please!"

Neat?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alcohol free cider please

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please

Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.

Omg marry me I love you

I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well

Please tell me I'm normal

Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch! "

Phew !

Not into pork scratchings but do love a classic pub go to snack the "scampi fry" and that's got crunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alcohol free cider please "

Any particular flavour? Glass and ice? I’m a good host.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please

Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.

Omg marry me I love you

I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well

Please tell me I'm normal

Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch!

Phew !

Not into pork scratchings but do love a classic pub go to snack the "scampi fry" and that's got crunch"

The daddy of bar snacks. Them and cheese moments.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x

Have you tried the cherry one xx

Ooh no but I must!!!

It's good I'm not an alcoholic I promise also there is a new bubblegum gin xx

There’s one in spoons that’s glittery and tastes of marshamallow/candy floss. Can only have one it’s very sweet. "

I'm not over keen on that tbh xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Double JD please!

Neat? "

Please! With a little ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Double JD please!

Neat?

Please! With a little ice "

Not a problem x

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Thought this was a thread about Minskys show bar in Cardiff

Some great acts there, I've never seen guys with such great legs in such high shoes!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thought this was a thread about Minskys show bar in Cardiff

Some great acts there, I've never seen guys with such great legs in such high shoes!

Jo x "

Oooh that sounds fun... haha sadly not just me providing some light entertainment of a Friday evening. X

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please

Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.

Omg marry me I love you

I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well

Please tell me I'm normal

Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch!

Phew !

Not into pork scratchings but do love a classic pub go to snack the "scampi fry" and that's got crunch

The daddy of bar snacks. Them and cheese moments. "

What about the cheese football omg they're awesome but never see them in pubs

More of a Xmas snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please

Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.

Omg marry me I love you

I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well

Please tell me I'm normal

Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch!

Phew !

Not into pork scratchings but do love a classic pub go to snack the "scampi fry" and that's got crunch

The daddy of bar snacks. Them and cheese moments.

What about the cheese football omg they're awesome but never see them in pubs

More of a Xmas snack "

Yeah definitely more Xmassy if that’s even a word haha. Let’s talk twiglets.. personally I’m

Not a fan

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By *uttercup and WestleyCouple  over a year ago

Merseyside

Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x"

Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coors..

Tanqueray an fever tree..

An spicy peanuts..

Have one for yourself

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By *uttercup and WestleyCouple  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x

Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish"

Very nice. I will have a Proper Job.

Very tempting to ask if the barmaid would like a Tribute but I am sure she hears that gag every day! X

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Raspberry gin and lemonade

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Coors..

Tanqueray an fever tree..

An spicy peanuts..

Have one for yourself "

Why thank you X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x

Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish

Very nice. I will have a Proper Job.

Very tempting to ask if the barmaid would like a Tribute but I am sure she hears that gag every day! X"

She likes a proper job ending in a tribute lol. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Raspberry gin and lemonade "

Good call Me too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on. "

The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X

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By *uttercup and WestleyCouple  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x

Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish

Very nice. I will have a Proper Job.

Very tempting to ask if the barmaid would like a Tribute but I am sure she hears that gag every day! X

She likes a proper job ending in a tribute lol. X"

My kind of lady!

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.

The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X"

Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

whisky please. No ice.

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By *eddy004Man  over a year ago

Toy Town


"A cup of tea please

How does one take it? "

Oooooooooooo yes please. White no sugar please. A builders brew. Yorkshire tea if you have it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.

The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X

Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then. "

Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"whisky please. No ice."

Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A cup of tea please

How does one take it?

Oooooooooooo yes please. White no sugar please. A builders brew. Yorkshire tea if you have it xx"

PG tips I’m afraid. But builders tea I can do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love a strawberry daiquiri

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"whisky please. No ice.

Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison. "

Can i have an Old Pultney please. Preferably 12 years old

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love a strawberry daiquiri "

Oooh yes that I can do. Would you like it frozen too in this heat? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"whisky please. No ice.

Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison.

Can i have an Old Pultney please. Preferably 12 years old"

You can have whatever you like x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love a strawberry daiquiri

Oooh yes that I can do. Would you like it frozen too in this heat? X "

Oh you spoil me yes please lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alcohol free cider please

Any particular flavour? Glass and ice? I’m a good host. "

Ooooh a strawberry and lime, glass please but hold the ice Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love a strawberry daiquiri

Oooh yes that I can do. Would you like it frozen too in this heat? X

Oh you spoil me yes please lovely x"

Coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alcohol free cider please

Any particular flavour? Glass and ice? I’m a good host.

Ooooh a strawberry and lime, glass please but hold the ice Thank you! "

Good choice. I like the old mout alcohol free. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alcohol free cider please

Any particular flavour? Glass and ice? I’m a good host.

Ooooh a strawberry and lime, glass please but hold the ice Thank you!

Good choice. I like the old mout alcohol free. X"

Oooh not tried that I'll have a looky!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"whisky please. No ice.

Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison.

Can i have an Old Pultney please. Preferably 12 years old

You can have whatever you like x "

Thanks very much! I'll also get that strawberry daiquiri too. Its on me

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Large brandy and a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I offer you a drink?

Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious..

if I do say myself

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.

The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X

Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then.

Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect "

Everything strawberry then please. Unless anyone who wants to suck my dick is allergic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Large brandy and a coffee please "

How about making it an Irish coffee with the brandy in. Live a little xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I offer you a drink?

Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious..

if I do say myself "

Oooh yes please with the side of Prosecco? Minxy is going to be rather pissed with all these offers x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.

The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X

Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then.

Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect

Everything strawberry then please. Unless anyone who wants to suck my dick is allergic? "

Plus straws are ace for making teeth nice and shiney

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Large brandy and a coffee please

How about making it an Irish coffee with the brandy in. Live a little xx"

Twisted my arm.....yes please

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.

The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X

Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then.

Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect

Everything strawberry then please. Unless anyone who wants to suck my dick is allergic?

Plus straws are ace for making teeth nice and shiney "

Youre right - I suppose penises are fun straws aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Large brandy and a coffee please

How about making it an Irish coffee with the brandy in. Live a little xx

Twisted my arm.....yes please "

What can I say I’m a bad influence hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guinness please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I offer you a drink?

Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious..

if I do say myself

Oooh yes please with the side of Prosecco? Minxy is going to be rather pissed with all these offers x "

Of course with a shot of Prosecco.

Or maybe a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guinness please "

On the way let it settle x

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By *uge G RectionMan  over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

sadly I can't drink this week as I'm on call, so you can have a drink on me OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I offer you a drink?

Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious..

if I do say myself

Oooh yes please with the side of Prosecco? Minxy is going to be rather pissed with all these offers x

Of course with a shot of Prosecco.

Or maybe a bottle "

Hahaha good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sadly I can't drink this week as I'm on call, so you can have a drink on me OP"

Thank you Kindly. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach "

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x "

Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x

Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then "

I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x

Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then

I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so... "

Splendid! A bitch on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x

Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then

I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...

Splendid! A bitch on the beach please "

Coming right up. X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x

Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then

I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...

Splendid! A bitch on the beach please

Coming right up. X"

Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x

Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then

I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...

Splendid! A bitch on the beach please

Coming right up. X

Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service? "

Service with a smile

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Bitch on the Beach sounds great. Reminds me of something I had years ago called a Pipi Bomb (named after the bar) - Jagerbomb with a shot of peach schnapps. Dangerous.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x

Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then

I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...

Splendid! A bitch on the beach please

Coming right up. X

Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service?

Service with a smile "

A bar tender wearing a smile is always very welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bitch on the Beach sounds great. Reminds me of something I had years ago called a Pipi Bomb (named after the bar) - Jagerbomb with a shot of peach schnapps. Dangerous. "

Oooh sounds lethal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x

Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then

I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...

Splendid! A bitch on the beach please

Coming right up. X

Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service?

Service with a smile

A bar tender wearing a smile is always very welcome "

Nothing but a smile?? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Calling in last orders ladies and gents til next time. Thanks for your company x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach

I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x

Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then

I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...

Splendid! A bitch on the beach please

Coming right up. X

Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service?

Service with a smile

A bar tender wearing a smile is always very welcome

Nothing but a smile?? X"

Sounds devine

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By *icearmsMan  over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Just an ice cold Strongbow please.. or Mortimers if you have it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A slippery blowjob please barmaid

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"A slippery blowjob please barmaid "

And to drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A slippery blowjob please barmaid

And to drink? "

Well apparently the bar maid is getting a shot of something...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A slippery blowjob please barmaid

And to drink? "

That is my drink it's a cocktail

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Anyone for a Screwball?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A slippery blowjob please barmaid

And to drink?

Well apparently the bar maid is getting a shot of something..."

If she plays her cards right she may get the tip I mean a tip

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By *erces LetiferMan  over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Long Island Iced Tea for me, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Long Island Iced Tea for me, please."

Crushed ice or cubes?

Last ordered was called but for you

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By *erces LetiferMan  over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters


"Long Island Iced Tea for me, please.

Crushed ice or cubes?

Last ordered was called but for you "

Cubes. Better make that two if it's last orders. Things can get... funky after two Long Islands...

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Gin n fever tree lemon tonic please

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

Ive been out out!

Quince g and t now

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By *rGuyMan  over a year ago

Croydon

Double Hennessy and with a little bit of ice for me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shots shots shots shots shots shots!!!!!

Nothin too heavy let u decide!!!

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can i have a vodka with ginger beer and crushed ice please.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shots shots shots shots shots shots!!!!!

Nothin too heavy let u decide!!!"

Sours all round then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i have a vodka with ginger beer and crushed ice please.xx"

Yes Madame xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shots shots shots shots shots shots!!!!!

Nothin too heavy let u decide!!!

Sours all round then"

Was thinkin flaming sambucas!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Long Island Iced Tea for me, please.

Crushed ice or cubes?

Last ordered was called but for you

Cubes. Better make that two if it's last orders. Things can get... funky after two Long Islands... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As a closing gesture a shot of tequila for everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don Julio Blanco please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don Julio Blanco please "

Jose Cuervo gold .. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don Julio Blanco please

Jose Cuervo gold .. x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Patron plz

Lemon in eye

Sniff the salt

Down the heavy

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