The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@va2.co.uk,
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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA for bi night last week, and it was a brill night! Meet some great people… and as for the venue.. some great great ideas, very comfortable, good crowd, really friendly! Also had a room there, which was lovely and clean, made the night so much easier staying there! Will defo be going again soon xxx T &M xx Date: 8 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended VA for the first time on 4th May and had a great time. It was our first time in a club and we couldn't recommend it enough. The staff were friendly, helpful and made us feel at ease. Date: 7 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What a brilliant Bi-Night event this club put on last week with super host “Scuba Stu” in charge and I must say, that this was only his second time in charge and what a difference he is making to the event. New people ...new ideas, and he is the perfect host constantly walking about making sure everyone is happy. Already booked for the the next one! Funboy Date: 6 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	A return visit to ScubaStu's VA bi night. It just keeps getting better. So much hot bi fun going on between all. Had some great MMMM fun as well as MMF. Can't wait for June sp we can play again. Xxx Date: 6 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended Scuba Stu's second party at VA. Brilliant host, great crowd. Lovely club and an amazing night. What a party and what a session.toni x Date: 4 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended this club last night an all I can say was it was amazing , lovely night to ;) Date: 4 May 2024

Rating: OK
	Amazing club everything was smooth with registering and really enjoy my first time and everyone was so friendly. Lots of visits to come! Date: 4 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the awesome ScubaStu bi night last night. My first time back at V.A. for a while and what a night to choose to return. Lots of fabulously sexy people and lots of awesome kinky fuckery. The club looks great loved the dungeon area. Will definitely be back again x Date: 4 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Returned for my second trip to WWW, can you believe it, it has been a whole year since my last visit to this fabulous event and I must say this club offers it all for the uninhibited player, where I shall I start - it offers open playrooms, so if you like to be a voyeur and an exhibitionist, this club is winning on this front, I always have a great time in this cosmopolitan club, from the socialising, dancing to all the naughty times I’ve had from when I was new and nervous to the now experienced hedonistic lady. Looking forward to my second trip to the VA Bi Night - love a cosplay as well as kink and I am a Star Wars Fan. May the Force be with you. Xx Date: 2 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Returned for my second trip to WWW, can you believe it, it has been a whole year since my last visit to this fabulous event and I must say this club offers it all for the uninhibited player, where I shall I start - it offers open playrooms, so if you like to be a voyeur and an exhibitionist, this club is winning on this front, I always have a great time in this cosmopolitan club, from the socialising, dancing to all the naughty times I’ve had from when I was new and nervous to the now experienced hedonistic lady. Looking forward to my second trip to the VA Bi Night - love a cosplay as well as kink and I am a Star Wars Fan. May the Force be with you. Xx

Date: 2 May 2024

Rating: Fun
	Visiting to VA2 today after I heard VA2 had been refurbished and wow look fantastic!!! Looking forward to nude sunbathing in lux lounge area in hot summertime. I wish VA2 would have a nice quiet and daylight in a room for Deaf clients.Anyway Definitely to visit again soon. XXAMZXX with Disco walking stick Date: 2 May 2024

Rating: OK
	Returned today for my second milf Wednesday…. Was just as good as last time with lots of friendly people and plenty of play time to be had… had to come home and lie down! Date: 1 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Excellent day @ VA yesterday. Friday daytime was the WWW event which has become the hottest daytime event in the UK, it sells out every month and fast becoming the place to be, tickets fly off the shelves, so you have to apply early doors. Then last night we carried on and attended The Gynarchy - Female Domination event in the evening, which was fantastic, a well run event offering a male auction, pole dancing men, strap on wirkshop, needle work shop, fire display, canning workshop and a group of very professional Doms. It was different, enjoyable and fun Thank you to all involved at the VA for your hard work and giving your members What They Want Love Para Dos xx Date: 27 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Excellent day @ VA yesterday. Friday daytime was the WWW event which has become the hottest daytime event in the UK, it sells out every month and fast becoming the place to be, tickets fly off the shelves, so you have to apply early doors.

Then last night we carried on and attended The Gynarchy - Female Domination event in the evening, which was fantastic, a well run event offering a male auction, pole dancing men, strap on wirkshop, needle work shop, fire display, canning workshop and a group of very professional Doms. It was different, enjoyable and fun

Thank you to all involved at the VA for your hard work and giving your members What They Want Love Para Dos xx

Date: 27 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Came to the VA for the first time after being invited to their WWW event. All I can say it wow! What a fab day and all the people I met were very friendly. Great venue and very sexy people. Can't wait until the next event..... Date: 26 April 2024

Rating: Fun
	A first visit for us as we were in the area. From the friendly shuttle bus driver to the welcome tour, the spotless facilities and the fun that followed. Well done to everyone involved in the running of Saturday nights at VA and we look forward to maybe trying some outdoor daytime fun in the summer sun of the Lux Lounge. Date: 26 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit to VA, and we were not disappointed. Lovely venue topped by the extremely warm welcome by the stunning bar staff. Talked to some lovely couples and had a really fantastic time. Date: 21 April 2024

Rating: Fun
	Just home from our first visit at VA, we had a fun night! Seemed a little quiet but we managed to have fun by the hot tub, in the couples room and finishing with some good fun in the swing chair ;) Date: 21 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic night at this lovely club. We went to the Saturday Glow in the Dark party. The club had many UV lights set up, so everyone in UV wear glowed in the bar and dance area. Top DJ played some brilliant dance tunes, and everyone filled the dance floor. The club is always a delight to visit, lovely bar, helpful and friendly staff and always very clean and tidy. The playrooms are large and very clean. We have been to a number of clubs and this is definitely one of the best. Looking forward to many more visits. Date: 14 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic night at this lovely club. We went to the Saturday Glow in the Dark party. The club had many UV lights set up, so everyone in UV wear glowed in the bar and dance area. Top DJ played some brilliant dance tunes, and everyone filled the dance floor.

The club is always a delight to visit, lovely bar, helpful and friendly staff and always very clean and tidy. The playrooms are large and very clean.

We have been to a number of clubs and this is definitely one of the best. Looking forward to many more visits.

Date: 14 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended ScubaStu's first hosting of bi night, and what an event it was. Well done Stu and what a fab tim e we had with many sexy bi folks on the beds Date: 11 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	The new host of the VA bi night Scuba Stu has done an amazing job rejuvenating the event. The club and staff are brilliant as ever and the crowd last night was a great blend making it one of the best VA bi nights so far Date: 6 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I've been going to bi nights for years at this club and this has got to be one of the best nights yet. Lots of male bi action which is just amazing. Well done ScubaStu on a great night x Date: 6 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended our 2nd Bi Night last night and the first one with new Host Scuba Stu! What a night! Great crowd of people and lots of hot bi action! Well done Stu on hosting a great night - see you next month. E&D x Date: 6 April 2024

Rating: OK
	Attended the milf event on the 3rd...only 2nd time there and loved it again! Very busy in the pool.. Lots of action on the beds. We only played with each other this time but loved the whole vibe and met some lovely people. Date: 5 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the Easter Bunny evening last Saturday night with one or two couples friends and it was a great evening, nice to be back after Winter hibernation, in some familiar surroundings and to see the other lifestylers as well as being in full play mode. I will be joining a few others at the Bi night tomorrow night, and I’m very much looking forward to the event ! Love a Bi-night and look forward to future adventures there. Ms.S-M Xx Date: 4 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Attended the Easter Bunny evening last Saturday night with one or two couples friends and it was a great evening, nice to be back after Winter hibernation, in some familiar surroundings and to see the other lifestylers as well as being in full play mode.

I will be joining a few others at the Bi night tomorrow night, and I’m very much looking forward to the event ! Love a Bi-night and look forward to future adventures there.

Ms.S-M Xx

Date: 4 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been attending this Fabulous club every Wednesday and Friday for over a year, and yesterday at the Milf club, the party was in full swing when I got there around 12pm. The hot tub was filling up nicely, as were the guests in the main part of the club. Another fun afternoon was had by all and lots of “Newbies” too. The staff once again were welcoming and fun to be around as they always are. The playing was fantastic too with action in every part of the club. Thanks VA... Funboy Date: 4 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I have been attending this Fabulous club every Wednesday and Friday for over a year, and yesterday at the Milf club, the party was in full swing when I got there around 12pm. The hot tub was filling up nicely, as were the guests in the main part of the club.

Another fun afternoon was had by all and lots of “Newbies” too.

The staff once again were welcoming and fun to be around as they always are.

The playing was fantastic too with action in every part of the club.

Thanks VA...

Funboy

Date: 4 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	My first in a while and I was really pleased I attended It was very busy but it was great to see old friends & contacts and great meeting and playing alongside others My playmate for the afternoon was visiting for the first time and was spoiled rotten and is still glowing hours later Thank you for making her and me so welcome See you soon XxxX Date: 3 April 2024

Rating: Fun
	Much as I miss milf not being a weekly slot on the timetable, I have to admit that today was the busyiest I've seen the club on a Wednesday daytime in a long time. Great mix of ppl and I for one had great fun. N Date: 3 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I (Kaz) attended VA for the first time today. This is by far my favourite club now. Great vibe, super friendly crowd with lots of fun and laughter. I’ll be back Date: 3 April 2024

Rating: OK
	I visited this lovely club today for the first time (first time going to any club)… and loved it… met lots of friendly people and had a fab time… great way to spend a Wednesday! Date: 3 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Probably our favourite club? Great night again like always. Stayed there upstairs, very clean and great value for money. Staff are always so friendly. Can’t wait for the festival D&E xx Date: 1 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I can't really add much to the very good reviews already written about VA except to confirm them .. but just to add that the staff look after you very well and even us single guys are made to feel welcome which is very much appreciated xx Date: 1 April 2024

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